Porn Star Name
Mine is Buck Cucumber. What’s yours?
I so enjoy well-written erotica.
So my friend has a blog for erotic stories on Blogger, and she just added me as the co-author, so if you want a link to the blog, you can read some girl on girl smut written by yours truly.
Cough cough.
I’m Most Similar To Hermione Granger
According to a quiz I took on Boston.com, I am most similar to:
Hermione Granger
You might be a know-it-all but never hesitate at the opportunity to use your intelligence to help others.
(via trishabella)
It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.
—Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Were kisses all the joys in bed,
One woman would another wed.
—William Shakespeare, Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music, IV
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
—Lily Tomlin
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
—Louise Sammons
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
—Groucho Marx
